Chicken Breasts , last nights dinner Not

Makes 1 portion 

 1.Watch mom put chicken on counter. Boneless is best, goes down better. 

 2.When no one  is looking, jump up to the counter grab and swallow whole.         Very tasty.

 3.Hide, or mommy and daddy will take you to doggy hospital to get chicken back. Not good. 

4. Repeat steps 1 – 3